One of the things I love doing over on my Patreon is showing readers text conversations between some of the past characters. The dragons or Kevin.
There are a lot of fun ways that kind of thing can go but I thought I’d share with you a conversation that Terrence and Leander had (Terrence loooves driving Leander nuts lol). These two are from Who’s Your Daddy? and you shouldn’t have to read their story to get a chuckle out of this text convo.
Have fun with these two!
Plain text version of texts is shown below each image.
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Terrence: I really don’t think they should be able to be this dramatic. But they are. The lights aren’t that bad.
Leander: That didn’t make nearly enough sense. What did you do?
Terrence: Nothing bad enough to be punished for.
Leander: Still not enough. It’s not a surprising response. But it’s not enough info.
Terrence: Are you sure?
Leander: Yes. I get to decide that. Not you.
Terrence: Fine. But next time just tell me you’re feeling too dramatic to have a reasonable conversation and I’ll text you after you orgasm or nap or something.
Leander: One day I’m going to forget why I like you.
Terrence: It’s not today though so I’m not worried.
Leander: Did you have a point to this or are you just fucking with me?
Terrence: All of the above should be an option.
Leander: Lalala. I can’t hear you.
Terrence: That’s not how texting works unless you have a voice reading it to you. Oh did you see that video with the lady living in Germany? She has her AI assistant in her phone set to read her stuff in his sexy tone and he keeps calling her baby. You need that guy. He seemed nice.
Leander: The AI? You want me to start dating the AI in someone’s phone?
Terrence: When was the last time a man with a sexy voice called you baby and said nice things to you?
Leander: That’s not the point. Why did you start texting me? I’m not going to date anyone’s AI even if it calls me baby.
Terrence: What if you tell him to call you a dirty slut?
Leander: I’m going to start calling you every afternoon for the next month if you don’t get to the point and stop fucking with me.
Terrence: You are so dramatic. I think I’m going to let you go take a nap or jerk off or have a snack. Should I send one of the cousins over with cookies? Oh, what about that neighbor with the cats? He definitely owes me at this point.
Leander: What neighbor?
Leander: What cats?
Leander: What kind of cookies?
Leander: Did you get distracted with an orgasm? You’re having sex, aren’t you? Why did you message me to begin with? What lights? I hate you.
Leander: Chocolate chip. You owe me chocolate chip.
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Who’s Your Daddy?
Terrence isn’t worried about figuring out who his Secret Santa is…all the possibilities are fun. But he’s a little curious, especially when the card is signed by his Secret Santa Daddy. Okay, he’s definitely curious, but since it has to be one of the contractors currently rebuilding his kitchen…accidents happen…he’s not worried, but he is hoping it’s the grumpy one. Wait. What was his name again?
Enzo isn’t worried. He knows the slightly distractible little will figure things out eventually, and if he doesn’t, well, one of his cousins will help the cutie out. They find him just as fascinating as Enzo does, but finders keepers, so the cutie belongs to him. Besides, he’s the only Daddy in the group, so that’s going to work in his favor too. As long as he can get his mischievous little to actually try to guess who his Santa is.
When a Secret Santa brings presents and attention, a naughty cutie might need a push to help him remember that the best gifts need a Daddy to play with.
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This holiday season is full of secrets. Secret Daddies that is. Follow a few of your favorite MM authors as they bring you tales of kisses, cuddles, and holiday cheer. Each Secret Santa Daddy Season Four book is a standalone and can be read in any order.