“You’re questioning whether this is a good idea too, right? It’s not just me?” I was really hoping it wasn’t just me since I was technically the Dom in our still slightly new relationship… and even in our slightly screwed-up society, alphas weren’t supposed to be this unsure of things.

Collin snickered, nodding as he set his phone on his lap and leaned back in the passenger seat. “Oh yeah. That’s kind of why I haven’t been able to get out of the car.”

Well, at least I hadn’t been reading the signals wrong.

I still couldn’t figure out how I’d ended up at the surprise wedding, but the one thing I was confident about was that I wasn’t answering any more calls from that neurotic fucking omega.

“We’re so glad you could make it.” Austin beamed but I wasn’t sure who the we were. It could’ve been in the royal sense or he could’ve meant the people in his head. “Did you have a chance to talk to the happy couple?”

He raised one eyebrow challengingly, even though his smile was still firmly in place.

“Yes.” That wasn’t good enough for the dramatic omega, and in other social situations I’d have been a dick, but it was a wedding.

And I wanted something from the crazy man.

Maybe.

“He’s basically the gatekeeper for the littles. Don’t piss him off. Wear clothes. Don’t try to bribe them with junk food.” The dramatic sigh that followed the frustrating sub’s lecture almost made me smile as I watched the littles in the playroom. “They get to control the crayons. I know. It’s a ridiculous rule but Jarrett is very firm about enforcing it.”

Austin was the gatekeeper into the rest of the club, so I thought it was only fair that he had to share control of the playroom. But I wasn’t going to point that out to the crazy half-naked omega who seemed to own a large portion of the world.

“Thank you for the information.” I wasn’t sure what else to say, and that was partly because I wasn’t sure what I was doing there to begin with. “Jarrett said the littles don’t have an issue with visitors.”

Shit.

Did that make them sound like prisoners or zoo animals?

“They know about the club. Wait. That might make him think that I know about the club. But there might not even be a club. Well, there might be a club, but Austin might not be involved in it.” Just saying that stopped my rambling in my tracks.

If there was anyone in town who was involved in a BDSM club, it was Austin Johnson.

“Okay then, new angle.” There had to be a good way to tell Austin about what I’d heard without making it sound like I was throwing around allegations.

“I’ll—” Scream like the first omega killed in a horror movie, obviously.

My scream as Austin’s face popped up in the side window of my car sent him into a fit of giggles. Rolling my eyes, I turned off the car and opened the door. A few months ago I would have been horrified and probably would’ve tried to hide under the steering wheel, but now I just blushed.

I was starting to get used to the frighteningly rich, insane omega who had absolutely no sense of boundaries.